Terrible (and sometimes) Esoteric Jokes

“What do you call an artificially hydrogenated fat with blue hair?”

-Marge

“What do you call a triglyceride with wings?”

-Butter-fly

“Do you know what I like about RNA polymerase?”
-It makes Sense

“You’re a derivative of acceleration.”

“Society…”

(hon hon hon…)

“I used to hate mushrooms but now they’re growing on me and I can’t get them off…”

If I think of any more (god forbid), I’ll add them…